There’s nobody that has more respect for women than I do.
– Assclown 2016
Have you read 1984? Because I have – twice – and that’s some fucking doublespeak, if I’ve ever seen it. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. Assault is Respect.
If you haven’t seen the news, Donald Trump (aforementioned Assclown), in what I expect are the secret conversations among (most) men when they think they won’t get caught, admitted in 2005 that his approach to women can be boiled down to two words: sexual assault.

He kisses women without their consent. He doesn’t even care if they are into it. He just goes right in. Because Donald Trump respects women.
Probably most people don’t realize that is sexual assault, that non-consentual touching of any kind, can get you sued. But, hell, if you don’t agree. If you’re the person that looks at the famous end of WWII photo and thinks it’s sweet, don’t worry, Donald Trump respects women SO FUCKING MUCH, he’s got something for you too.
And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
– Assclown 2005
Well, certainly I feel respected. And my pussy definitely feels respected. Donald Trump is just SO RESPECTFUL, you guys. Don’t let him get too close, in case he decides he wants to show you how respectful he can be.
I would bet good money that every woman has experienced at least one and probably both of these assaults. Or if not these, we’ve had our tits grabbed. We’ve had rando guys grind on us long after we’ve told them to stop. We’ve had hands on us in places they were never going to be invited.
In these moments, we do not exist. We are a pair of tits, or a pair of legs, or a pair of lips, or a pussy. We are mere parts for your entertainment, for you to use and discard and leave us to the consequences of your respect.
Well, fuck you, Trump. I hope someone shows you a metric ton of respect right in the balls.